halloweentual:

gender envy is nice but what about gender appreciation? what if i don’t exactly wanna go with my own gender in that direction but i’m still like “love what you’ve done with the place” when seeing someone’s gender presentation?

percethecurse:

mousemilf:

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

sevenrelics:

taako: morning, cresh! so. do you think merle and the cap'n ever explored each other’s bodies
lucretia, near tears: taako i said i was sorry you can’t keep doing this to me

roach-works:

dateamonster:

high fantasy setting where its a popular superstition (how much of it is actually accurate is up to u) that saying the name of any kind of inhuman mischief-bringer will summon them (speak of the devil and so on).

in most places its still common practice to use the regular respectful euphemisms: fair folk, good neighbors, etc. but somewhere down the line the folks in this particular area got kinda sick of being so formal about these creatures, so now its local practice to just aggressively mispronounce their names.

now instead of goblins gremlins and demons theyve got stories of gerblins gemmins and dimmons.

adventurer: hi we’re here to slay the, uh

barkeeper: the what

adventurer: the uh

barkeeper: the what. say it.

adventurer: the…the dwagon.

paragonraptors:

big monstah lil monstah

curiosityistheleastofmyproblems:

The “Student’s Dream” from the 19th century - depicting a medical student being dissected by his own cadavers. An example of the post-mortem photography of the era, which became very popular.

sweet-milky-tea705:

silversneasels:

givemethedamnflowers:

suddenlyoranges:

suddenlyoranges:

howl’s moving van

disgustinggf:

took the “what’s your red flag” quiz and got emotionally unavailable, bitch I KNOW

kenas-artstuff:

nerdylilpeebee:

sparklyaxolotlstudent:

whowasntthere:

tohdaryl:

daryltohblogs:

thranduilland:

lucid-luck:

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

teaboot:

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying “oopsie daisy” and encouraging drunk folks to “go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let’s try again in 24 hours, okay?” Best part by far is that it’s working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said “you leave the nice lady alone”